Yo Ee, what do you think we should show the hyoomens next, anyway?
I was thinking maybe the video game room, but I wonder if that's not educational enough...
AAH! I've been gotten! I am got!
...wha? You're not making any sense...
I knew it! You didn't think I wasn't going to notice you, right?
Oh come on, not now, Deltos...
Not now, you say? It's bad enough that you've been attempting contact with aliens without even consulting my expertise, but you can't expect to take your little tour HERE and not let me have some screen time.
Can't I though?
I take it you have yet to tell them about the most distinguished feature of this facility?
Uhh... I mean, not... yet? I was probably gonna bring it up at some point...
Well then! For all of you viewing us on this fine day, hello to you all! I am Deltos. I'm sure Nhimor has already given you a basic primer on the psionic abilities we ozecia have, but I would like to take this chance to show you some of the more advanced things we can do.
For instance! You may not realize it, but I have actually been here this entire time!
I assume you know by now that my individual cells are capable of autonomous motion and communication over a distance. Well, all the water in this entire facility contains a trace quantity of my cells - at a ratio of 5.0ppm to be exact! I'm in the pipes and the walls, I'm everywhere at once! If a single plant gets sick, I can sense it. If a water filter needs to be changed, I know it first thing.
Every biocomputer in this whole place is at my mental fingertips, even devices like this tridenthead I'm being filmed on. And by dithering my consciousness between local cell clusters and tuning out my summary consciousness when needed, I can focus my attention between as many different things as I want to!
Yeah, okay okay, that's all really cool and great, Deltos! You're soooo smart and psychic and stuff. Does anyone ELSE have anything to say?
Nlthb still is holding my head.