Hey, what were you doing here before I showed up, anyway? Did you get tired of hanging around Phantom's Place?

I think you mean Phantomspace. 

In any event, I had some brief business on this planet, but it's already been taken care of. I stopped here just to... think about things for awhile. When you've been deceased for as long as I have, places like this become strangely... soothing to linger around.

Such sentimentality is impractical, I suppose. Since my task here is finished, I should probably just return to Phantomspace for now, rather than expending the energy it takes for me to exist here.

Aw, you have to leave already? But you're so smart about ghost stuff and also basically everything else! I was hoping you could show us some more cool stuff...

Hey wait a minute, I know! You could take me with you! You're always talking about Phantomspace, but I've never gotten to see it before. I promise I won't get in the way!

Hm... I suppose there's no reason I couldn't do that. Are you certain that's what you want, though? The method I have in mind for taking you with me can be... a harrowing experience for mortals.

I'm an Ozecium! We're probably the toughest species in the whole solar system. I'm sure I can handle it!

Very well, then! Give me a moment.

...well, this is kinda nice.

If you need me to kiss you, we gotta get those bandages off your mouth though.

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Aah! I'm sorry! I-I was just teasing, I didn't mean to...

Wait, what are you doing...? Aaah!

What's going on?!

It worked, just as I expected. I've loosened up the connection between your soul and your body. Now, you can experience what it's like to be a ghost.

I'm... a ghost? You killed me!

My body's melting into goo...

It's always made of goo, is it not?.

Relax, your body is perfectly fine; it's simply sleeping for the time being. Doing things this way is much easier, since Phantomspace doesn't take kindly to living things trying to enter it.

Woah, I really look this ugly when I'm asleep?