Introduction
Whassup worms and germs! It's me again, your favoritest blob, Nhimor!!
...nah, just kidding. You probably don't know me yet, cuz this is my first broadcast!
I have no way of knowing who this'll reach, but If you're picking up this signal, you're stuck with me now! ...as long as you don't change the channel, or something.
I'm hoping some aliens out there will see this..!
Anyway I'm from a place called Zoincailla. It's a system with 2 suns and 8 planets and it's full of of life! And you're gonna get to learn all sorts of cool stuff about it!
Plus you get to see how great and fun and loveable I am! 
Advisory: Broadcasts at this distance range are subject to gravitational, temporal, and trans-dimensional interference. Signal coherence cannot be verified.
Oh yeah, I'm streaming this across like, time and space or something, using psychic squidbot technology. It's kind of complicated but I think I got the hang of it. I hope this all reaches you in the right order!